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Thursday, June 30th, 2005
8:30 pm
Monday, February 14th, 2005
8:15 pm
i'm a new person. go me.

i don't do homeowork. Ever, really. but i still get good grades and i go to a really difficult school. which is strange. whatever. too lazy to think about it.

what else about me???
i wake up way too fucking early. i live an hour away from school. it sucks a whole bunch of doritos because it means i'm grumpy and lazy and tired all freakin day long.

i am too lazy to be proud to be a slacker. but deep down, i really am.

i want to take part in the Stoned Olympics. As long as it isn't held on a sunday. i don't do sundays.

who's with me?
Sunday, February 13th, 2005
12:03 am
Hello lazy people.

I'm really bored, really bored and as usual just sitting around so I thought I would randomly post something.

uh so yea hi.

I'm so bored... and too lazy to bother being un-bored.


Have a nice day everyone.

And happy new year.

Current Mood: blah
Thursday, November 18th, 2004
10:43 pm
i am too lazy lately, just sitting around all
day and it is definatley affecting my sleeping
habits, because it's harder to fall asleep at
night because my body is already so rested and
at ease oh i'll kill myself if i can't sleep
all day and all night
Tuesday, September 14th, 2004
10:46 pm
I've taught my boyfriend so well.....Read more...Collapse )
Friday, September 3rd, 2004
1:51 pm
I totally get to relax and play online today. Roxor.

So, I'm turning on AIM and Y! messenger, and starting the all-day chat-o-thon.

Wednesday, July 14th, 2004
10:58 pm
i am one lazy mother fucker.

i'm most active when i'm eating, finding the remote, smoking a cigarette, or telling someone to screw off.

ugh, i'm going back to sleep.
Tuesday, July 13th, 2004
6:09 pm
too lazy to post eh?

Current Mood: awake
1:44 pm
the sun hurts my eyes. i just want to be left alone in my dark room.

i hate my sister for fucking up in school and making me her ride to summer school everyday. this requires waking before twelve. which, whatever. i don't want to talk about my feelings because the degree of laziness it might give away about myself would hurt.

im a sloth. or, i wish i was.Collapse )

i think today i will watch the simpsons at five. now, that's productivity.

i need a smoke break.

Current Mood: lazy
Sunday, May 16th, 2004
9:48 pm
i am procrastinating from studing so i decided to clean the cess pit, ahh to hard so to procrastinate from doing that i decided to read some fluff, ahh the book shelf is over there, so now i am procrastinating from that by having a nap


Current Mood: drained
Thursday, May 13th, 2004
3:09 pm
Last night I plotted an elaborate scheme to skip school today.

You know what ended up happening?

Me, being too lazy to go through with my scheme.

Has this ever happened to any of you?
Sunday, May 9th, 2004
12:14 pm
i think they made Eggos for the slackers who were to lazy to make waffles. and i thank them for it.
Sunday, May 2nd, 2004
11:34 pm
Incredible slacking
It's 11:34 at night.

I have a research paper due tomorrow at 9:00 AM, which will determine whether I pass or fail English 101.

I have not yet started.

However, I have a bottle of No-Doz, a jug of orange juice, a pot of coffee, most of a pack of cigarettes, and about 9 hours.




I am the laziest bastard alive.
Friday, April 16th, 2004
11:57 am
I didn't show up to work yesterday.
And I don't want to go today either, because I can't think of a good lie to get out of it.

I'll go tomorrow.
Thursday, April 15th, 2004
9:57 pm

im a slacker. :) and i really enjoy naps.

Sunday, April 4th, 2004
10:12 pm
"The Five Commandments of Catism are: (1) Don't run, if you can walk. (2) Don't walk, if you can stand. (3) Don't stand, if you can sit. (4) Don't sit, if you can lie down, and (5) Don't stay awake, if you can take a nap."
--Anton LaVey
Thursday, April 1st, 2004
2:00 pm
Updating from class is fun.
Sunday, March 28th, 2004
7:06 pm
Just joined.

Just thought I'd share.

Current Mood: blank
10:23 am
It sucks to be lazy and have a job...

Laziness + work = an unhappy me


Current Mood: crappy
Saturday, February 7th, 2004
12:48 am
*hello fellow cool kids*
hell i am jasmine. and i am infact a slacker.

my mottos:
why clean it when its going to get dirty again.
why wake up when your just gonna go back to sleep.
why eat one when you can eat 2.

haha. i guess sad to say i am not a true true slacker.. because i once woke up at 5am .... but not because somone woke me up *gasps*


Current Mood: apathetic
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